He tino ataahua, he harakore tona kanohi, engari e kore e taea e ia te ngote tike! A ehara i te mea kaore ia e eke ki a ia, engari he kore wheako! A, mo te taha o mua - he tino pai te whakawhanaketanga, he pai noa iho tana mahi! He wahine wera ia, e aroha ana ahau ki tera momo kotiro.
E whakapono ana a Blondie ki a Santa Claus - ma wai e mau mai he haki mo te $100 mo te renitia? A ki te mihi ki a ia, ka taea e koe te whakaaro, ko tana hiahia kia rite ki te uwha o te Tau Hou! Mena ko au ia, kare rawa au e kii kao - me aku moni hoki. Na ka mahi ia i tona waha mo te moni katoa! A he kore utu te kai reka ki te arero!
He mahi toi ki te huri i to hoa. A e mohio ana tenei uwha ki te whakatutuki. Tuatahi ka tihorea e ia kia pupuhi ana nga poi ka ara ake tana tiu, katahi ka kohuatia e ia - katahi ka tuku tona tinana ki te hiahia. Ki taku mohio i pupuhihia e ia tenei kotiro i roto i te wehenga - he horopeta hoiho!